Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything is the twenty-first book collection of FoxTrot strips, featuring the strips originally published on July 28, 2003 – March 14, 2004. Its contents were reprinted in Jam-Packed FoxTrot.
The book's cover is based on the story arc where Paige goes to see The Return of the King because Orlando Bloom is in it, much to Jason's annoyance. The movie theater is full of teenage girls fan-girlling over his eyes. Oddly enough, Marcus wasn't present in the storyline.
Also included:
- Finding Hemo: After hearing about the animated "Finding Nemo" movie, Jason is inspired to create his own animation about leeches and blood.
- Don Iguan: Jason finds Roger's old leisure suit, and wears it with Quincy on his head, calling himself Don Iguan, the Iguana Lover.
- Marathon Man: Roger pursues his lifelong dream of becoming a marathon runner.
- Morton's Scary Party: Morton invites Paige and Nicole to his Halloween party. Paige doesn't want to go, but Nicole convinces her to and they have a great time.
- Astronaut Training: Jason wants to live on the moon, so he trains to be an astronaut.
- Leaked Windows: Jason is looking at leaked Windows source code with Peter in the room, but Peter doesn't sound interested.